Lindsay Lohan spent last week getting shit in the face with his mother, Kim Kardashian wedding and begging for Steven Soderbergh to deny basically says she unhireable. So, yes, she just got a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics that read "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel I'm in the prime of my life.".
If I had a nickel for every time, said Lindsay Lohan she is "focused" I could pay her to do porn. And yes, I know she said it only 10, maybe 15 times. It was a joke, and now you just ruined it for everyone.
Megalomania must run in the Lohan family, because not only does Dina Lohan think she can produce a film that stars her son with A-celebrities in supporting roles, but Lindsay Lohan now think she is in her prime.
This week, Lindsay hit up her favorite tattoo shop in LA, Shamrock Tattoos and inked a Billy Joel lyric on her ribs. It says, "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel I'm in the prime of my life." According to Lindsay, it was important to her because "it is represented, where she is in life and everything she has been through, that means she's focused."