Briton Mark Wilkinson's second-hand boat, which he rechristened as the Titanic II, behaved on its maiden voyage exactly as one might expect from a vessel with that name.
Mark Wilkinson towed the 16-foot cabin cruiser, which he had just purchased for about $1,600, from his home in Birmingham, England, and set out on a fishing trip from West Bay harbor in Dorset on Saturday morning.
On his way back, as the Titanic II made its way into the harbor and well, you can pretty much see this one coming.
According to the Dorset Echo, the coast guard officers and the harbormaster spotted Wilkinson un-ironically clinging to the bow of his rapidly sinking metaphor for hubris. They helped moor the ship, and Mark Wilkinson climbed out of the water unhurt.
The harbormaster speculated that the breach in the Titanic II's fiberglass hull was caused when an old repair job came apart.
Mark Wilkinson told the Sun newspaper, It's all a bit embarrassing, I'm fed up with people asking me if I hit an iceberg.
